G-Man Joke of the Day

A stunning blond walks into a bar on top of a ski skyscraper and immediately sits down next to a buff looking guy who looks like he had a little more booze than he can handle

the buff guy looks at the bar tender and then at her and says
"`ello luv, did you know that this building is constructed in such a way that if I was to jump out the window and the wind would glide me safely to the ground"
the blond, who decided she could use a laugh said, 'prove it'...
So the guy walks over to the window and jumps out... a few minutes later he walks back into the bar and says, 'told ya'

she looks at the bar tender who is shaking his head and laughing, and says, 'do that again'... so he does it again
the blond astonished walks out to the window and jumps out and falls 100 stories like a fucking dart to her death

the bar tender looks at the guy "You're a real mean drunk Superman. Real mean."

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